#SorryNotSorry
Apr. 26th, 2021 11:38 amSUMMER CRUSH; or, EARWORM
To the tune of Moves Like Jagger
GIRL #1
I failed every class
Spring semester
At school I’m just ass
A bad tester
My SAT blank
My GPA tanked
My parents are cranks
They’re making me take
Summer session
Well maybe I’ll shake
This depression
The first day of class
I saw your fine ass
Depression is past
Don’t know who I am
A girl who’s too scared to approach you
Or the type to think she can coach you
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon and moon this afternoon in June or swagger
I can’t dare myself to approach you
Can’t act like I think I could coach you
Guess I’ll swoon not swagger
Guess I’ll swoon not swagger
Guess I’ll swoon and moon this afternoon in June not swagger
I sit at the back
Of the classroom
You like to wear black
But you still bloom
The prettiest rose
My crush only grows
(The teacher he knows 😬)
Today is the day
I’ve decided
That I’m gonna say
What’s in my head
Catch you after class
And I’ll make a pass
But I’m such an ass
Don’t know who I am
A girl who’s too scared to approach you
Or the type to think she can coach you
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon and moon this afternoon in June or swagger
I should dare myself to approach you
And act like I think I could coach you
I won’t swoon but swagger
I won’t swoon but swagger
I won’t swoon and moon this afternoon in June but swagger
GIRL #2
I see you blush
When you look my way
You’ve got a crush
And I’m also gay
I think you’re super cute too
So come on make a move, you
(Surprise the teacher who knew)
You got a touch
Of bad attitude
But not too much
I know you won’t be crude
You ain’t got nothing to prove
So come on make a move, you
(Let’s shock the teacher who knew)
GIRL #1
Don’t know who I am
A girl who’s too scared to approach you
Or the type to think she can coach you
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon and moon this afternoon in June or swagger
Gonna make the choice to approach you
Not act like I think I could coach you
Neither swoon nor swagger
Neither swoon nor swagger
Neither swoon and moon this afternoon in June nor swagger 🙌
To the tune of Moves Like Jagger
GIRL #1
I failed every class
Spring semester
At school I’m just ass
A bad tester
My SAT blank
My GPA tanked
My parents are cranks
They’re making me take
Summer session
Well maybe I’ll shake
This depression
The first day of class
I saw your fine ass
Depression is past
Don’t know who I am
A girl who’s too scared to approach you
Or the type to think she can coach you
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon and moon this afternoon in June or swagger
I can’t dare myself to approach you
Can’t act like I think I could coach you
Guess I’ll swoon not swagger
Guess I’ll swoon not swagger
Guess I’ll swoon and moon this afternoon in June not swagger
I sit at the back
Of the classroom
You like to wear black
But you still bloom
The prettiest rose
My crush only grows
(The teacher he knows 😬)
Today is the day
I’ve decided
That I’m gonna say
What’s in my head
Catch you after class
And I’ll make a pass
But I’m such an ass
Don’t know who I am
A girl who’s too scared to approach you
Or the type to think she can coach you
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon and moon this afternoon in June or swagger
I should dare myself to approach you
And act like I think I could coach you
I won’t swoon but swagger
I won’t swoon but swagger
I won’t swoon and moon this afternoon in June but swagger
GIRL #2
I see you blush
When you look my way
You’ve got a crush
And I’m also gay
I think you’re super cute too
So come on make a move, you
(Surprise the teacher who knew)
You got a touch
Of bad attitude
But not too much
I know you won’t be crude
You ain’t got nothing to prove
So come on make a move, you
(Let’s shock the teacher who knew)
GIRL #1
Don’t know who I am
A girl who’s too scared to approach you
Or the type to think she can coach you
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon or swagger
Will I swoon and moon this afternoon in June or swagger
Gonna make the choice to approach you
Not act like I think I could coach you
Neither swoon nor swagger
Neither swoon nor swagger
Neither swoon and moon this afternoon in June nor swagger 🙌